this shiny rock has to be the second coolest thing i’ve found in my grandmothers attic
what was the first?
found a dead body up there once
|Me:||Can I go to the toilet?|
|Teacher:||I don’t know can you?|
|Me:||Bitch, I will shit on your desk.|
having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother